so how well do you know your fast?
to tally your score, simply add together the numbers
corresponding to your answers. then, refer to the key.
type
11–20
A
your fast is frightening, and it should probably be locked away
forever. we could beg and plead with you not to purchase the GTI
Mk V. but frankly, we think our admonitions might make you want
one even more. we can only hope that your friends and loved ones
will be able to talk some sense into you before you enter into an
unhealthy relationship with this automobile.
type
21–30
B
your fast is hearty, robust and aggressive. when we built the GTI
Mk V, we did it for a fast just like yours. after all, your fast is just like
ours. your fast is an enthusiast. a purist. your fast appreciates driving
as a complete sensory experience. with proper care and feeding,
you and your fast will enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship for
years to come.
type
31–40
C
your fast sits somewhere right on the apex of the fast bell curve.
with just a bit more exercise and attention, your fast could grow to be
a formidable and powerful one—a fast to be reckoned with. but
deprived of torque or horsepower, your fast could just as easily wither
into a sleepy decline. GTI or no GTI, the future of your fast lies in
your hands.
type
41–50
D
your fast is severely atrophied. can the GTI Mk V help? it’s possible.
but you need to take action now. you’ve got to be willing to put in
the kilometres, carve the hard corners and work the transmission
like you’ve never worked a transmission before. in time, we’re
confident your fast can make a complete recovery and lead a
happy, healthy life.
type
51+
F
you are the rare case. your fast is completely nonexistent. many
grandmothers have more of a fast than you. there’s not a single
sluggish bone in your body that would be interested in the GTI Mk V.
in fact, we suggest you consider some other mode of transportation
entirely. perhaps one of those electric mobility scooters with a nice
basket on the front for your needlepoint.
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Model Year | 2008 |
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